Sunday, April 16, 2006

Driving in Chennai

is clearly an art form. Its just plain crazy to drive on these roads. For one, there's no concept of a lane, so people just love to weave through the smallest gaps without any indication. Pedestrians cross half-way before turning back to look if there's any on-coming vehicle. Most I guess, attribute the first right of passage on the road to the pedestrian - strolling coolly while chatting in the middle of the road is a common past-time. What really takes the cake of course, is the auto. Encountering one is enough to drive jitters up the spine of the most astute of drivers. For these, driving is a series of brakes, jumps and left-right jerks. One cannot even raise an eyebrow, for the fear of being doused with the choicest of expletives.

As a pedestrian/bicyclist, I never used to realize how bad darting across the road is to the nerves of the on-coming four-wheel driver - it was just plain fun, or maybe a dash of heroism. Now, as I learn to drive these bigger machines which do not possess the maneuverability of the two-wheeler, I realize that the surest way to get a high blood pressure is to drive a four-wheeler in Chennai.

3 comments:

Anand S said...

Absolutely right, but you left out the 2-wheeler riders, who finding a smallest gap manage to squeeze in and in the process manage to put a scratch too.

Anand.S

Ray Lightning said...

pch vasant. you dont seem to have the knack of driving a 4-wheeler. Here in Hyderabad, drivers of 4-wheelers drive as if they are driving bikes. In fact, here is an empirical law that I formulated.

Assholish-ness of a driver = (k * vehicle-size);

if the number of wheels is odd,

assholish-ness of a driver = k * vehicle-size ^ 2;

where k is the proportionality constant.

Going by this law, the most assholish-drivers drive Mahindra Qualis or huge autorickshaws.

Vasant said...

ha ha vakiba. In Chennai, it is the inverse law which applies.